On sale May 28, 2019

"A book filled with all the best advice your mother never told you." 
—Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy

"Kilgariff and Hardstark bring a much needed dimension to our current, true crime fever dream—an empathetic, slangy dose of acidic humor, weary compassion, and nervous hope. Their podcast is a joy to listen to and this book captures its energy and hilarity perfectly. You'll never be as sexy as Karen or Georgia, but there is a chance they'll keep you from being murdered." 
—Patton Oswalt, comedian, actor, New York Times bestselling author of Silver Screen Fiend

Preorder Links
US
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Audio Edition
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Canada
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UK
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Australia
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New Zealand
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